ENTREES – MAIN DISHES

Nobody will force you to have more than you can digest. You may start with a Starter-item, a Soup-item, a Salad-item, you may have Soup ‘n Salad, it is totally up to you.

Okay! Yes! Starters are no starters, Soups are no soups, Salads are no salads! All you get are strings of words delightfully arranged, spiced to perfection, served by helmut the waiter…

Take your pick from those menu-items below, and if you still have room come back for seconds, we are open 24hours every day…

MEETING AN IDOL..., …”...may I ask you for a favor…?” 
The Welshman said 
on the phone…

SELLING FOOD..., …If I enjoy what I am 
doing I will do more 
than simply taking 
an order…

THERE USED TO BE A FAMOUS 5 star hotel…., .…”Master Helmut 
you are a very rich 
man!” he said…

JOHANNESBURG 1975…, ...a different world, a different time…

THEY ALWAYS  WANT WHAT THEY CANNOT GET…, …each side is asking for the two remaining orders…, …they look at me…

CORRECTING..., “…check out some of these other restaurants for a job opening!”

THEIR WAY..., …I change the ashtrays often. The four finish the bottle of Cristal in no time. Both women are lively now…

CALIFORNIA GIRL..., …to get to know a person one should consider to talk to her or his mother first.

85th BIRTHDAY..., …an 85 year young lady tells every one where she is coming from…

HARD TO PLEASE…, … I think to myself: “…if you  ever come back, don’t sit in my station…

TO LISTEN OR NOT TO LISTEN..., …many words are spoken. I hear what is said. I don’t hear what I don’t want to hear…

ANOTHER SHIFT WORKED..., … “You should have taken his wallet!”… “Dead  people don’t need credit cards!”

GETTING EVEN..., ...a tooth for a tooth…

GUESTS WHO DO COME BACK..., ...about the various customer types and their motives.

GENERATION GAP…, …wine bridges generation gaps… , …calling a taxi creates some tension.

NOT THE DINNER BUT THE DINER...,  … “You are the most expensive waiter, but worth every dollar!” she said.

CHOICES…, … I said, “Lobster is considered to be a delicatessy…”  “So are ants and…which  aren’t my choice either” she said.

PEER PRESSURE…, ...at times it’s necessary for the coworkers to remind one of theirs that he or she is violating common sense rules.

 

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by helmut schonwalder